John and I are at home most of the time, if we have to go out, it's either to the Royal British Legion for a meeting (I'm voluntary Secretary and John is voluntary Chairman) or to the allotments down the road and round the corner.
We are probably only out for about an hour at most, here and there.
Well, when we go out, the little Munchkin seizes his opportunity to go snooting round, yesterday morning we came back and I said to John, he hasn't opened those wardrobe doors, John said "no, that's because I've tied string around them"!
However, another wardrobe door was open, so I reckon he thought he'd try his luck in there !
For those that are new and don't know, it's because Sam is awaiting the results of an allergy test and he can't have any treats yet, so we have to hide Benji's biscuits on the top shelf of the wardrobe.
Last night, we popped off to the allotments, we were gone half hour at most, when we came back, we were greeted at the door by both dogs, John walked into the kitchen followed by Sam, wagging his tail for all it's worth, when he must have suddenly remembered what he'd done and he dropped to the floor, crouching there, with that sad look on his face again.
What he had done was, because I'd forgotton to move the chair,

he'd climbed on to the chair, leant over the worktop to the back and dis-lodged a HUGE industrial paper towel roll that John had deliberately wedged between the crockpot and the bottom of our wall cupboards, so that he couldn't get at it, (obviously in vain !) the crockpot houses Benji's grub. Although we cook meat for our dogs, we give them doggie "mixer" so they get their proper vitamins.
The crockpot is a big one, but fortunately, there wasn't that much in it and that was upright on the floor empty.
We didn't shout at him, we don't shout, we just point to the offending item and he knows what he's done, because he puts his paw up to John to say sorry.
He hasn't had any ill effects, except that he cra--ed for England this morning, so I would say that he has well and truly made himself at home.
We are thinking of changing his name to Fagin
You just can't help but love him, the little villain
Jill