Labrador Rescue

Got in from work tonight and my wife said "I wish i had bigger boobs"

I said "Try pushing them into the settee and staying like that for a day"

she said "will that work"

"well its worked on your bum"!!

OR

The police came to my door last night holding a picture of my wife, they said " is this your wife? "

shocked , i answered " yes"

they said " i'm afraid it looks like she's been in an accident ! "

i said " i know , but she does have a lovely personality "

Sorry Jacky

Gary!!! You are going to be in soooo much trouble

Gary you're naughty.

I don't know how your wife puts up with you!

My daughter was discussing wanting bigger boobs so I told her to rub toilet paper up and down her cleavage.

"Will That Work " she asked.

So I said "Well, Look what its done for your Bum". (Ducking)! TEE-Hee

And you're just as bad John!

Yep, theyr'e as bad as each other.