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what sex is a computer.......

Posted: 16 Sep 2010, 18:40
by Ablineth
As an intellectual exercise a group of students was asked what sex would you allocate to a computer?

The class divided into male and female and asked to come up with answers.

The males answered;
A computer is definitely feminine because
1 no one but their creator understands their logic.
2 the native language they use to communicate with other computers in incomprehensible to everyone else.
3 even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval
and
4 As soon as you make a commitment to one you find your self spending lots of money on accessories for it.

The females answered;
A computer is male because
1 In order to do anything with them you have to turn them on.
2 they have a lot of data but still cannot think for them selves
3 They are supposed to help you solve problems but half the time they ARE the problem
and
4 as soon as you commit to one you realise that if you had waited a little longer you could have got a better model!

What do you think??????

Ky

Re: what sex is a computer.......

Posted: 16 Sep 2010, 19:28
by carolb
:1964: :1966: Very good.
Have to admit I agree with number 3 on the males answers and ALL of them on the female answers. :1961:

Re: what sex is a computer.......

Posted: 17 Sep 2010, 13:44
by playpen
I think all computors are female,they are unpredictable plus you have to wait for them. :1958:

Re: what sex is a computer.......

Posted: 17 Sep 2010, 14:03
by jackiem
I think they're male as they so frequently crash! :thumbright:

(yes it was a male who drove into the back of my car on Sunday) :1956:

Re: what sex is a computer.......

Posted: 17 Sep 2010, 17:55
by playpen
Could it have been Lins & mollie??? :1968:

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Re: what sex is a computer.......

Posted: 29 Sep 2010, 12:13
by Ann Mee
:1966: :1966: :1966: :1966: :1966: :1966:

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