The Elevator
Posted: 18 Sep 2010, 19:03
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
The father (never having seen a lift) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers begain to light in the reverse order.
Finally, the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24 year old blonde stepped out!
The father turned to his son and quietly said to him............
"Son, go get your mother."
The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
The father (never having seen a lift) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers begain to light in the reverse order.
Finally, the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24 year old blonde stepped out!
The father turned to his son and quietly said to him............
"Son, go get your mother."
