HEADLINES FROM 2030
Posted: 04 Oct 2010, 13:07
I've deleted the offensive ones!
·Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions
·England now has 10 Universities of Political Correctness. Professor Goldberg of former European Parliament says there is still a long way to go in the fight to stop people having free will and expressing what they think.
·Wall Street banks merge to form new super Bank;
Goldman Rothschild Ebeneezer Epstein Drescher (GREED):
We'll show Congress who is too big to fail says CEO. Huge bonuses paid to executives to celebrate launch.
·Castro finally dies; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but few apart from a handful of politicians and bankers in the world's poorest nation, the HSA (Hispanic States of America) can afford them and in any case, President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking of tobacco products.
·British Postal service raises price of stamps and delivery is now on Wednesdays only.
·After a 10-year, $75.8 billion study: Scientists prove diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
·Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Scotland
·Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
·Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Victims to be held mostly responsible for all crime.
·New law requires that all nail clippers, staplers, fly swatters, shoe laces, cocktail sticks and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2035 as lethal weapons.
·UK lowers income tax rate to 72 percent.
and hardest to believe ...
·Manchester City finally win a trophy in the final of the FA Charity 'Politically Correct' 'Nobody Loses' Rose Bowl Trophy Shield Cup !!!!
·Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions
·England now has 10 Universities of Political Correctness. Professor Goldberg of former European Parliament says there is still a long way to go in the fight to stop people having free will and expressing what they think.
·Wall Street banks merge to form new super Bank;
Goldman Rothschild Ebeneezer Epstein Drescher (GREED):
We'll show Congress who is too big to fail says CEO. Huge bonuses paid to executives to celebrate launch.
·Castro finally dies; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but few apart from a handful of politicians and bankers in the world's poorest nation, the HSA (Hispanic States of America) can afford them and in any case, President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking of tobacco products.
·British Postal service raises price of stamps and delivery is now on Wednesdays only.
·After a 10-year, $75.8 billion study: Scientists prove diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
·Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Scotland
·Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
·Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Victims to be held mostly responsible for all crime.
·New law requires that all nail clippers, staplers, fly swatters, shoe laces, cocktail sticks and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2035 as lethal weapons.
·UK lowers income tax rate to 72 percent.
and hardest to believe ...
·Manchester City finally win a trophy in the final of the FA Charity 'Politically Correct' 'Nobody Loses' Rose Bowl Trophy Shield Cup !!!!
