Man takes duck to vet
Posted: 10 Oct 2010, 19:31
Man takes his duck to the vet
Vet says 'Sorry it's dead'
Man says 'How can you be sure, you didn't give it a proper check?'
The vet goes out and comes back with a labrador who snifs the duck up and down, shakes his head and walks out.
The vet then goes and gets a cat that does the same.
'See it's dead' says the vet and hands the man a bill for £150.
'This much to tell me it's dead' says the man
Vet says 'If you'd have took my word, it would have cost only you £20 but you've had a lab report and a cat scan'!!!!!!
Jackie
Vet says 'Sorry it's dead'
Man says 'How can you be sure, you didn't give it a proper check?'
The vet goes out and comes back with a labrador who snifs the duck up and down, shakes his head and walks out.
The vet then goes and gets a cat that does the same.
'See it's dead' says the vet and hands the man a bill for £150.
'This much to tell me it's dead' says the man
Vet says 'If you'd have took my word, it would have cost only you £20 but you've had a lab report and a cat scan'!!!!!!
Jackie
