So you think you have had a bad day............
Posted: 11 Oct 2010, 12:37
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig!!!!
"Well whatcha gonna do about it?" he says menacingly, as I burst into floods of tears. "Oh come on" the biker says " I didn't think you'd cry, I can't stand to see a grown man cry!!"
"This is the worst day of my life", I say. " I am a complete failure. I was late for a meeting and so my boss sacked me. When I went to the car park, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the taxi that took me home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and then to top it all my dog bit me".
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in in and I sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing!!
But enough about me "
"How's your day going!!!!!"
"Well whatcha gonna do about it?" he says menacingly, as I burst into floods of tears. "Oh come on" the biker says " I didn't think you'd cry, I can't stand to see a grown man cry!!"
"This is the worst day of my life", I say. " I am a complete failure. I was late for a meeting and so my boss sacked me. When I went to the car park, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the taxi that took me home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and then to top it all my dog bit me".
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in in and I sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing!!
But enough about me "
"How's your day going!!!!!"
