Taliban
Posted: 19 May 2011, 20:01
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a stand selling ties. The Taliban asked "Oh you have water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $15.
The Taliban shouted, "You idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie...I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first."
"OK," said the little old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you want." ......"Shalom."
Cursing, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later, he staggered back, almost dead and said
"Your brother won't let me in without a tie....."
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $15.
The Taliban shouted, "You idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie...I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first."
"OK," said the little old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you want." ......"Shalom."
Cursing, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later, he staggered back, almost dead and said
"Your brother won't let me in without a tie....."
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All I can and will say is, I just can't wait to see you on the fun day. 