Decisions
Posted: 01 Oct 2012, 21:26
Well now, there are decisions and there are decisions!
Four guys have been going on the same golfing trip for many years. This year, Alan’s wife Gill puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Bitterly disappointed Alan phones and tells his pals that he can't go on this year’s French golf trip.
A week later, the other guys get to the golf course only to find Alan standing on the first tee warming up. "Al, how on earth did you talk your missus into letting you go?"
"Well, yesterday evening, after Gill finished reading "Fifty Shades Of Grey," she dragged me into the bedroom, on the bed she had handcuffs and ropes and told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, so I did. She then said, "Do whatever you want."
So, Here I am!
Four guys have been going on the same golfing trip for many years. This year, Alan’s wife Gill puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Bitterly disappointed Alan phones and tells his pals that he can't go on this year’s French golf trip.
A week later, the other guys get to the golf course only to find Alan standing on the first tee warming up. "Al, how on earth did you talk your missus into letting you go?"
"Well, yesterday evening, after Gill finished reading "Fifty Shades Of Grey," she dragged me into the bedroom, on the bed she had handcuffs and ropes and told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, so I did. She then said, "Do whatever you want."
So, Here I am!
