Labrador Rescue

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive
double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the
contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had
been installed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them yet..

Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.
So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME
last year, namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for
themselves! "Helllooooo! !" (I told him). "It's been a year!"

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just
hung up...he hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting
the guarantee they made me. Bet he won't underestimate my intelligence
again.

:) :)

:D

I had a chap at my door the other day asking if we would like double glazing, I then asked him when his next appointment at specsavers was, he then looked at me, I pointed to the windows that are all Double Glazed, he just walked off...