The Burglar
Posted: 02 Oct 2008, 17:26
Late one night a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He stealthily crept through the lounge and was stopped dead in his tracks when he heard a voice clearly say " Jesus is watching you"
Silence returned to the house so the burglar crept forward again. Jesus is watching you, the voice rang out again. He was frightened out of his wits and stopped dead in his tracks again. Frantically he looked all around and in a dark corner he spotted a bird cage - inside was a parrot.
He asked the parrot " Was that you who said Jesus is watching you?" - "Yes" said the parrot. The burglar breathed a heavy sigh of relief and asked the parrot " Whats your name?" - Ronald said the parrot. Thats a stupid name for a parrot sneered the burglar!! What idiot named you Ronald?
The parrot replied - - - --- - " the same idiot who named the Rotweiller Jesus"
Silence returned to the house so the burglar crept forward again. Jesus is watching you, the voice rang out again. He was frightened out of his wits and stopped dead in his tracks again. Frantically he looked all around and in a dark corner he spotted a bird cage - inside was a parrot.
He asked the parrot " Was that you who said Jesus is watching you?" - "Yes" said the parrot. The burglar breathed a heavy sigh of relief and asked the parrot " Whats your name?" - Ronald said the parrot. Thats a stupid name for a parrot sneered the burglar!! What idiot named you Ronald?
The parrot replied - - - --- - " the same idiot who named the Rotweiller Jesus"