Doctors
Posted: 22 Feb 2009, 20:43
An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks'.
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany , we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work
in four weeks'.
A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have
them both looking for work in two weeks'.
The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take a****holes out of Scotland , put them in 10 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours'.
looking for work in six weeks'.
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany , we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work
in four weeks'.
A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have
them both looking for work in two weeks'.
The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take a****holes out of Scotland , put them in 10 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours'.
