Thoughts
Posted: 26 Feb 2009, 12:48
If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it will always be yours.
If it doesn’t come back it was never yours to begin with.
But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff,
Eats your food, uses the telephone, takes your money,
and doesn’t appear to realize that you had set it free ……..
You either married it or gave birth to it.
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They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies.
Mine isn’t all that communicative but I heard from it
the other day after I said,
“Body, how’d you like to go to the six o’clock class in vigorous toning?”
Clear as a bell my body said,
“Listen Fatty… Do it and I Die"
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The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes
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Amazing!! You hang something in your wardrobe for a while
and it shrinks two sizes!
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Sometimes I think I understand everything…
Then I regain consciousness
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If it comes back, it will always be yours.
If it doesn’t come back it was never yours to begin with.
But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff,
Eats your food, uses the telephone, takes your money,
and doesn’t appear to realize that you had set it free ……..
You either married it or gave birth to it.
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They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies.
Mine isn’t all that communicative but I heard from it
the other day after I said,
“Body, how’d you like to go to the six o’clock class in vigorous toning?”
Clear as a bell my body said,
“Listen Fatty… Do it and I Die"
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The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes
-------------------------------------------------------
Amazing!! You hang something in your wardrobe for a while
and it shrinks two sizes!
-------------------------------------------------------
Sometimes I think I understand everything…
Then I regain consciousness
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