Labrador Rescue

The Zipper
>
> As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became
> aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to
> come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
>
> Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
> driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
> thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg
> She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.
>
> So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached
> behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the
> second time attempted the step.
>
> Once again, much to her chagrin , she could not raise her leg.
> With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind
> to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
>
> About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked
> her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
>
> She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled,
> 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'
>
> The Texan smiled and drawled,
> 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you
> unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.'
>

Gill, Meg and Maisie