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KIDS

Posted: 10 Mar 2009, 11:36
by Diesel Kate
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.

The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'

The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him '.

Re: KIDS

Posted: 10 Mar 2009, 12:15
by janhind
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jan xx

Re: KIDS

Posted: 10 Mar 2009, 12:52
by CarolynM
Out of the mouths of babes!!

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Re: KIDS

Posted: 10 Mar 2009, 12:57
by jackiem
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Re: KIDS

Posted: 10 Mar 2009, 15:16
by Mad Maisie
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Gill, Meg and Maisie

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