Blondes
Posted: 13 Mar 2009, 13:31
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's licence. She dug through her purse and was progressively more agitated as she continued to search for the licence.
"What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and has your picture on it."
With renewed vigour the driver looked once more through her purse, finally finding a square mirror. She looked at it and, handing it to the policewoman, said, "Here it is!"
The blonde policewoman looked into the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realise you were a cop."
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's licence. She dug through her purse and was progressively more agitated as she continued to search for the licence.
"What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and has your picture on it."
With renewed vigour the driver looked once more through her purse, finally finding a square mirror. She looked at it and, handing it to the policewoman, said, "Here it is!"
The blonde policewoman looked into the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realise you were a cop."