Presents for Teacher
Posted: 13 Mar 2009, 20:55
On the last day of primary school, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the sweet shop owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of chocolates!"
"That's right!" shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the off-licence owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"
The boy replied, "A puppy!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the sweet shop owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of chocolates!"
"That's right!" shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the off-licence owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"
The boy replied, "A puppy!"
