Gordon Brown and his driver were driving along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Gordon told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened.
About 1 hour later Gordon sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of whiskey in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.
"What happened to you", asked Gordon.
Well, the Farmer gave me the whiskey, his wife gave me the Cigar and his gorgeous 19 year old daughter ripped my clothes off and gave me a good time.
"My God, what did you tell them", asks Brown.
The driver replies, "I'm Gordon Brown's driver, and I just killed the pig out on the road"
Gordon Brown
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