More Married Humor
Posted: 20 Mar 2007, 11:53
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS- is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS- is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
Smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both
ultimately result in serious trauma
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS- is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS- is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
Smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both
ultimately result in serious trauma