Can't argue with this one!
Posted: 14 May 2009, 09:39
The hair cut
> One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
> asked about his bill and the barber replies, ' I cannot accept money
> from you. I'm doing community service this week. ' The florist was
> pleased and left the shop.
>
> When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a
> ' thank you ' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door..
>
> Later, a policeman comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his
> bill, the barber again replies, ' I cannot accept money from you. I'm
> doing community service this week. ' The policeman is happy and leaves the
> shop.
>
> The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a ' thank
> you ' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
>
> Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when
> he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, ' I cannot accept
> money from you. I'm doing community service this week. ' The professor
> is very happy and leaves the shop..
>
> The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a ' thank
> you ' card and a dozen different books, such as ' How to Improve
> Your Business ' and ' Becoming More Successful. '
>
> Then, a Member of Parliament comes in for a haircut , and when he goes
> to pay his bill the barber again replies, ' I cannot accept money from
> you. I'm doing community service this week. ' The Member of Parliament
> is very happy and leaves the shop.
>
> The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
> Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.
>
> And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
> the citizens of our country and the Members of Parliament
> One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
> asked about his bill and the barber replies, ' I cannot accept money
> from you. I'm doing community service this week. ' The florist was
> pleased and left the shop.
>
> When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a
> ' thank you ' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door..
>
> Later, a policeman comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his
> bill, the barber again replies, ' I cannot accept money from you. I'm
> doing community service this week. ' The policeman is happy and leaves the
> shop.
>
> The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a ' thank
> you ' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
>
> Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when
> he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, ' I cannot accept
> money from you. I'm doing community service this week. ' The professor
> is very happy and leaves the shop..
>
> The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a ' thank
> you ' card and a dozen different books, such as ' How to Improve
> Your Business ' and ' Becoming More Successful. '
>
> Then, a Member of Parliament comes in for a haircut , and when he goes
> to pay his bill the barber again replies, ' I cannot accept money from
> you. I'm doing community service this week. ' The Member of Parliament
> is very happy and leaves the shop.
>
> The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
> Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.
>
> And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
> the citizens of our country and the Members of Parliament
