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Education Courses for Women.

Posted: 16 May 2009, 06:25
by Garyt
Courses for Women
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

12. Introduction to Parking

13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

19. PMS: Your Problem . .. . Not His

20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both (not just tissues and air)

25. TV remote controls are for men Only

26. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before. Please register immediately as courses are in great demand.

Re: Education Courses for Women.

Posted: 16 May 2009, 07:32
by jackiem
Eeh Gary you are pushing your luck. :1968:
If I had the time that you men seem to have, I would compile a man list and believe me, it would be much longer than this one!
However, having just returned from Paris (a trip that my man wanted to go on it has to be said), I am too busy as I have to walk Bob and do the washing (after sorting it into colours) while my man sleeps and then I will take him a cup of tea to wake him up gently at 9ish, fitting that in between putting the shopping away when it is delivered and so it goes.........

Re: Education Courses for Women.

Posted: 16 May 2009, 07:32
by benjiesmum
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Re: Education Courses for Women.

Posted: 16 May 2009, 08:42
by drexl1234
No Comment!!! as much as i'd like to :1968: :1966: :1961: :1968:

They will be at it nowImage Then there will be a meeting at their inner sanctum ( The Chatroom ) Look you can see them setting off for it nowImage. And I believe they are doing the catering on fundayImage. I'm not eating the mushrooms.Image

You see that's why they have problems with cars, They're to used to broomsticks. :1945: