The Taxi Driver
Posted: 01 Jun 2009, 11:26
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.
The driver screamed,lost control of the cab,nearly hit a bus,drove up over the curb,
and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments.everything was silent in the cab and then the driver said
"please dont ever do that again.You scared the living daylights out of me!."
The passenger who was frightened,apologized and said he didn't realise that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied,"I'm sorry,its realy not your fault at all.
Today is my first day driving a cab.
For the past 25 years,i have been driving a hearse.
The driver screamed,lost control of the cab,nearly hit a bus,drove up over the curb,
and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments.everything was silent in the cab and then the driver said
"please dont ever do that again.You scared the living daylights out of me!."
The passenger who was frightened,apologized and said he didn't realise that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied,"I'm sorry,its realy not your fault at all.
Today is my first day driving a cab.
For the past 25 years,i have been driving a hearse.