Things to ponder over
Posted: 09 Jun 2009, 11:24
"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted."
"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?"
"Die, my dear doctor? That's the last thing I shall do."
"A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself."
"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off
"All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others."
"Marriage is a wonderful institution. But who wants to live in an institution?"
"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?"
"Die, my dear doctor? That's the last thing I shall do."
"A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself."
"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off
"All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others."
"Marriage is a wonderful institution. But who wants to live in an institution?"
