Only an Australian man can make you feel like a woman
Posted: 10 Dec 2009, 20:40
On a recent flight, a plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightening. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the place.
"I'm too you to die" she wails.
Then she yells "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN"?
For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. Thay all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then, an Australian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.
No one moves. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest. She gasps.... He whispers.......
"Here! Iron this, and get me a beer......"
"I'm too you to die" she wails.
Then she yells "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN"?
For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. Thay all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then, an Australian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.
No one moves. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest. She gasps.... He whispers.......
"Here! Iron this, and get me a beer......"
