Labrador Rescue

I went to a dinner party last night, where I and other guests enjoyed copious amounts of alcohol.

I awoke this morning not feeling well, with what could be described as flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills, sore eyes, etc.

From the results of some initial testing, I have unfortunately tested positive for what experts are now calling Wine Flu.

This debilitating condition is very serious - and it appears this is not an isolated case.

Reports are flooding in from all around the country of others diagnosed with Wine Flu. To anyone that starts to exhibit the aforementioned tell-tale signs, experts are recommending a cup of tea and a bit of a lie down.

However, should your condition worsen, you should immediately hire a DVD and take some Nurofen (Nurofen seems to be the only drug available that has been proven to help combat this unusual type of flu). Others are reporting a McDonald's Happy Meal can also help in some cases. If not, then further application of the original liquid, in similar quantities to the original dose, has been shown to do the trick.

Wine Flu does not need to be life threatening and, if treated early, can be eradicated within a 24-48 hour period.

Cheers!


NOTE

If you find you are complaining a lot, it may be that it has mutated into Whine Flu. This is particularly common in men and can quickly spread to their partners where the symptoms are detected as a serious case of eye-rolling.

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Very good I like that! My daughter always swears by a McDonalds being the best hangover cure! Ugh could think of nothing worse, hungover or not! Apologies if anyone on the site loves them, post not intended to offend.

Ann x

I read the symptoms with interest, can't really say I have ever suffered from it tho'

Much as I love a McD, can't say I could face one as a hangover cure (not that I ever have a hangover you understand )

Now I know whats wrong with me WINE FLU Or Grouse Whisky Flu as thats my favourite tipple
Hic pardon

Can honestly say i've only ever been badly hungover once. It took me to get to 43 years old to end up in such a state. The day after was a glorious hot summers day and I was in bed feeling absolutely dreadful. I was wrecked for 4 days after that. Will never ever end up in a mess like that again - definately not recommended!


Ann x

Glenys

Grouse Whisky Flu as thats my favourite tipple

Have you tried Bruadar whisky-hint of sloes and honey- this you can swear is medicinal ( )

It's one of the nicest whiskies I've tasted

Sue