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I met a Fairy today who granted me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the Fairy, but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish.

"Fine," I said, "Then I want to die when Liverpool next win the Premiership."

"You crafty b*****r!" said the fairy.

Love Michelle X

I bet Lins is splitting her sides at that one

I'm sure Lins will get you back Gary!

David.

Garyt wrote:I met a Fairy today who granted me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the Fairy, but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish.

"Fine," I said, "Then I want to die when Liverpool next win the Premiership."

"You crafty b*****r!" said the fairy.

And I thought faries were kind to one another.