what sex is a computer.......

[Ablineth]

As an intellectual exercise a group of students was asked what sex would you allocate to a computer?

The class divided into male and female and asked to come up with answers.

The males answered;
A computer is definitely feminine because
1 no one but their creator understands their logic.
2 the native language they use to communicate with other computers in incomprehensible to everyone else.
3 even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval
and
4 As soon as you make a commitment to one you find your self spending lots of money on accessories for it.

The females answered;
A computer is male because
1 In order to do anything with them you have to turn them on.
2 they have a lot of data but still cannot think for them selves
3 They are supposed to help you solve problems but half the time they ARE the problem
and
4 as soon as you commit to one you realise that if you had waited a little longer you could have got a better model!

What do you think??????

Ky

[carolb]

Very good.
Have to admit I agree with number 3 on the males answers and ALL of them on the female answers.

[playpen]

I think all computors are female,they are unpredictable plus you have to wait for them.

[jackiem]

I think they're male as they so frequently crash!

(yes it was a male who drove into the back of my car on Sunday)

[playpen]

Could it have been Lins & mollie???

[Ann Mee]

Ann x