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Smooth English Stout

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This has just made us laugh. We have just been to Holmfirth to the Food and Drink festival. Mark has bought a bottle of stout which goes under the name of Dog P***.

On the side of the bottle it reads the following: bottled and brewed in Derbyshire. We select chocolate labradors of the highest pedigree, feed them on the finest hops and barley, a bit of yeast and plenty of water.We then collect the result by a sophisticated irregation method. The result is a smooth, rich full flavoured English stout. No dogs were harmed in the production of this beer :thumbright:

Somebody at that company has got a great sense of humour.
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Wonderful! :1968:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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:1966: :1966: :1966: I seem to remember buying my father-in-law a bottle of Fox's K**b beer :dontknow: :dontknow: He drank it :dontknow:

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