Why a dog is better than a wife!!
1 The later you are home the more excited your dog is to see you
2 Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dogs name
3 Dogs like it if you leave things on the floor
4 A dog's parents NEVER visit
5 Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across
6 You never have to wait for a dog, they are ready to go 24 hours a day.
7 Dogs find you amusing when you are drunk
8 Dogs like to go hunting and fishing
9 A dog will not wake you up in the middle of the night and say " if I died would you get another dog!"
10 If a dog has babies you can put an ad in the paper and give them away
11 A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert!
12 If a dog smells another dog on you they do not get mad they find it interesting.
13 Dogs like to ride in the back of pick up trucks
14 If a dog leaves you it does not take half of your stuff
To test this theory lock your wife and the dog in the garage for an hour and see who is pleased to see you when you let them out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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