I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down from the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (she's a blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of God are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out, go home and recouperate for a couple of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, "And where do you think you're going?"
She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.
No offence intended to blondes - I'm one, albeit out of a bottle.
