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yet another blonde joke

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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he is doing a show in small town in Essex.
With his dummy on his knee he starts going through the usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting "Ive heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes!
What makes you think you can stereotype women in that way? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?"

"It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women in general, and all in the name of so called humour..........!!"

The embarrassed young ventriloquist begins to apologise, and the blonde yells, " you stay out of this, Mister, I'm talking to the that little s*** on your knee"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:1968: :1968: :1968:
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Great, going to send it to my daughter Mandy.

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