A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter
"what are you doing?" she asked
"Hunting flies" he responded
"Oh, killing any?" she asked
"Yep, 3 males and 2 females" he replied
Intrigued she asked "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded "Easy, 3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone!!!!"
How to sex a fly
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