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jackiem
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In an effort to cheer me up our secretary has given me a copy of this so I will share it with you all instead of just sharing my troubles!

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from America and bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmy had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any reuslts but the next day it was better. By the third day his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married an English girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a handyman.
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Post by jackie »

:lol: :lol: :lol: Very good Jackie, hope you are feeling a bit better, thinking of you.

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Post by janhind »

:lol: :lol: :lol: good one. keep your chin up. Image


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:D :D :D

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:P :P :P
Excellent & so true
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