THE HAPPIEST FAIRY TALE EVER (for the women)

Diesel Kate · Post by **Diesel Kate** » 12 Jul 2008, 15:17

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the girl lived happily ever after and went s hopping, dancing, drank whole bottles of wine, chatted for hours on the phone to friends, always had a clean house, watched chick flicks without feeling guilty, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, didn't have to pay for dual view tv, travelled more, had a career, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, owned every remote control in the house, never wore friggin lacy lingerie that went up her ., had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, and felt and looked fabulous all the time.

THE END

natty · Post by **natty** » 12 Jul 2008, 17:35

I wish...................

jackiem · Post by **jackiem** » 13 Jul 2008, 08:20

Ok! I'll stop worrying about my 35 year old daughter being single. It looks as though she has life sussed!
Jackei

Gemma T · Post by **Gemma T** » 13 Jul 2008, 14:29

Hey 35 and single's good...she'll be having a ball!!
Gemma xx

jackiem · Post by **jackiem** » 13 Jul 2008, 16:59

Gemma T wrote:Hey 35 and single's good...she'll be having a ball!!
Gemma xx

I don't think I want to know just how good the ball is!!!!!
Jackie