Some, just some, of these emails are worth passing along.

Diesel Kate · Post by **Diesel Kate** » 29 Jan 2009, 14:19

A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for
his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price,
the more see-through, the higher the price.

He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie
home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and
model it for him..

Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea. It's so see-through that it
might as well be nothing. I won't put it on - do the modelling naked -
return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself'.

So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.

The husband says 'Stone me, it wasn't that creased in the shop'.

His funeral is this Thursday.

Mad Maisie · Post by **Mad Maisie** » 29 Jan 2009, 14:48

Gill

natty · Post by **natty** » 29 Jan 2009, 15:47

fudgie · Post by **fudgie** » 29 Jan 2009, 17:36

I bet his funeral is on Thursday

jackie · Post by **jackie** » 29 Jan 2009, 22:29

Jackie xx

jackiem · Post by **jackiem** » 30 Jan 2009, 00:01

Some, just some, of these emails are worth passing along.

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