Cowboys

[Diesel Kate]

A successful rancher died and left everything to

his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and

determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about

ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper

for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job.

One was gay and the other a drunk.


She thought long and hard about it, and when no

one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it

would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every

day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them

worked, and the ranch was doing very well.


Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the

hired hand, 'You have done a really good job, and the

ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up

your heels.' The hired hand readily agreed and went into town

one Saturday night.


One o 'clock came, however, and he didn't return.

Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around

two-thirty,

and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the

fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her.

'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed.

'Now take off my boots.'

He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

'Now take off my socks.'

He removed each gently and placed them neatly by

her boots.

'Now take off my skirt.'

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her

eyes in the fire light.

'Now take off my bra.'

Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was

told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever

wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.'

[jackiem]

[arlyj]

Arlyn x