One day a man was walking his dog 'Minton' in the park, Minton saw a shuttle cock on the floor, and he ate it. His owner turned around and said 'Bad Minton'
A man was found at his north london home today, drowned in a bowl of muesli.
Investigators say he was pulled under by a strong currant.
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him
Quasimodo went to see his GP.
The doctor, after examining him, says "I think there's something wrong with your back."
Quasimodo says "What makes you say that?"
The doctor replies "Oh, it's just a hunch."
Cereal jokes or is it corn
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drexl1234
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Cereal jokes or is it corn
All the Best Dave and family.
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jillwild
Re: Cereal jokes or is it corn
how cheesy! 