I've been threatened with death (slow and painful).
I've only been having a gentle pop at the lady drivers ( didn't mean it really).
I don't think a crash helmet,shinpads and cricket box will be enough.
I'd have to come as Robocop.
I'm really sorry Ladies if I have offended you in any way ( I know some of you are really good drivers.)
I'll try and be good in the future.( as long as GaryT and Playpen and Cheekygit don't set me off again).
I'll go to therapy.
So there you have it Ladies my unreversed apologie.


