I should not do Blonde Jokes????

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Diesel Kate
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I should not do Blonde Jokes????

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BOB & THE BLONDE

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat
down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.


The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of
a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.


The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" 

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"


Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge
did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. 


The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying,
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money.  I saw this ear
lier on the
5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."


The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again.."


Bob took the money...
Kath, Toby (Balee and Megan - Never out of my thoughts :love2: )
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All the Best Dave and family.

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