could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along,
they came to an junction. The stoplight was red but they just
went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to
herself, 'I must be losing it!
could have sworn we just went through a red light.' After a few more
minutes they came to another junction. The light was red, and again they
went right through. This time, the passenger was almost sure that the
light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things.
She was getting nervous and decided to pay close attention. At the next
junction, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they blew right
through it. She turned to the other woman and said, 'Mildred! Did you know
that you ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!'
Mildred turned to her and said, 'Oh S#@$..! Am I driving..?'
