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Just thought I would share this with you, as you know I work in the speeding fine department in Swindon's Magistrate's Court and in the course of my investigation into 'fines, their payment methods and how points are automatically added against drivers licences' we discovered something very interesting 'If You Get a Speeding Fine.'

This has been tried and it works.

I have tried to send this to everyone I know. I know for a fact that it works so if you ever get in this situation, you have an out. We discovered that this procedure works nationwide. Read it and try it, you have nothing to lose but the points on your licence.

This is how it works:

If you get a speeding ticke t or went through a red light or whatever the case may be, and you are going to get points on your licence, then there is a method to ensure that you DO NOT get any points. When you get your fine, send in the cheque to pay for it and if the fine is say, £40, then make the cheque out for £41 or some small amount over the fine. The system will then have to send you back a cheque for the difference, but here is the trick!

**DO NOT CASH THE REFUND CHEQUE!!!** Throw it away!! Points are not assessed to your licence until all financial transactions are complete.. If you do not cash the cheque then the transactions are NOT complete. However, the system has got its money and is happy and will not bother you any more. This information came to our attention from a very reliable computer company that sets up the standard database used by each county's computing system.

Good luck and share this with all your friends and other family members as well!!
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Thanks for that Information, Kate. I shouldn't admit this on here. But just got a speeding ticket. 36 in a 40. Will try it and see what happens, And let you know. :2003: :2009: :2019:

Go easy on me Ladies. :2019:
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Shouldn't say this but I have never had a speeding fine. Now watch this space. :1956:
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drexl1234 wrote:Thanks for that Information, Kate. I shouldn't admit this on here. But just got a speeding ticket. 36 in a 40. Will try it and see what happens, And let you know. :2003: :2009: :2019:

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What was that for going too slow :1968:
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What was that for going too slow
Thank You.

My daughter would tell you different. :1970:
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Cheers Gary should have read 36 in a 30. :2019:
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Update on speeding fine. sorry to report it does not work. I did exactly as mentioned and sent a cheque for £61.00 and got back by return of post A £1.00 cheque telling me I had overpaid and three points on licence. :2009: :2009:
I still have the cheque for £1.00 (think I'll frame it) points hand written on licence.
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Worth A try :1941:
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Absdoodle wrote:Ok then, my turn! Think i will give it a go! Just got a speeding fine! £60 and 3 points!!
Dave, if you hadnt have posted i would have forgotten all about it, so with nothing to lose i will try as above - watch this space!!!!
I will be interesting to find out what happens Abi.
Did you get the option of a speed awareness course instead of points on your licence?
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Just received notice of 38 in a 30 zone whilst on holiday in N.Wales i.e. Indian country .
Will give it a try and let you know what happens.
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And the TOM TOM is not always correct for speed limits :2003:
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Its ok Abi in a few years time speed won,t be a problem it will be the parking :1939:
as Diesel Kate says don,t put alot of trust in your Sat Nav not so reliable.
And i let you move my vehicle :2009: :roll:
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Same happened with me Abi, worth a go though lol.
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Just Got my Docs back after paying a speeding fine.
They are very nice people they have awarded me a prize of 3 Points. :1956:
I am just browseing the Argos catalogue to choose my selection. :?
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I would,nt bother with Argos John they would probaly get it wrong :2050: not flavour of the Month :1968:
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