Diary of a Blonde

[jackiem]

Well this is my first week of living with Tom so I've decided to keep a diary of what I have cooked for him each day.

Monday:

It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake.
The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.
The neighbours were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

Tuesday:

Tom wanted fruit salad for supper.
The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress.
What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper

Wednesday:

A good day for rice.
The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice.
It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway.
I can't say it improved the rice any.

Thursday:

Today Tom asked for salad again I tried a new recipe.
It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.
Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.


Friday:

I found an easy recipe for cookies.
It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it.
There must have been something wrong with this recipe.
When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

Satuday:

Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken.
He asked me to dress it for Sunday.
I don't have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason
Tom keeps counting to ten.

Sunday:

Tom's folks came to dinner.
I wanted to serve roast, but all I had was hamburger.
Suddenly I had a flash of genius..
I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for "roast."
It still came out "hamburger," much to my disappointment.

This has been a very exciting week!
I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom.
If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him
with a chocolate moose.

[Blakey]

I LOVE it ! This is me all over. Absolutely hopeless in the kitchen !

XXX

[CarolynM]

Fantastic

Wish I hadn't been drinking coffee at the time tho' - I wonder if it will mop up

[Garyt]

[Diesel Kate]