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Garyt
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Hot Breakfast

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Apologys in advance


She was standing in the kitchen, preparing their usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt she normally slept in.

As he walked in, almost awake, she turned to him and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment!' His eyes lit up and he thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!' Not wanting to lose the moment, He embraced her and then gave it his all right there.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove,

Happy, but a little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'
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