Hi Everyone,
It's me again, Anna - I wouldn't blame you if you had forgotten about me as rubbish Mum has not posted a May update for me so you will get a double treat with my May and June combined update.
WELL ---------- it has been a busy time for me! Mum says she is busy in the office but I don't believe her, I think she sits and plays on the computer all day. I, on the other paw, am very busy all the time as my duties are multiplying rapidly. I now have a new duty of "Goldfish Patrol" in the pond in the garden. This means I have to stare intensely at the water til I spot the fish and then put my paw in to try to catch them then when the swim away, race round to the other side of the pond and do it again. Sometimes when they won't cooperate I have to bark at them but it doesn't seem to help. Neither Lud or Evil Hairy One help with this task, I guess they realise that they won't be able to do it as well as me.
Alongside Goldfish Patrol I have Snail Duty. The pond has some really big snails and they often swim on their backs (wish I could do that, I might practise) and look as if they are struggling. They move up to the edge of the pond as well, clearly wanting to get out but they can't quite make it. I have to help them by picking them out and put them on the side. Mum says this is not required and they need to live in the water but I think she is wrong. I am really gentle and never crush the shells or anything so I'm sure they are grateful.
I have been out doing water retrieves in my lake at work. I don't want to sound conceited (new word, Mum used it when I was getting really pleased with myself) or anything but I am absolutely brilliant at this! (have come a long way since my first encounter with the lake - read previous blog pages). Mum makes me sit and then throws the dummy in. It makes a really big splash and I really want to get it then but spoilsport Mum makes me wait until she tells me to "seek dead". I bring it straight back and give it to her and she says I am a really fast swimmer. She makes me sit and wait while she throws one for Luddy and sometimes I can't wait and have to jump in as well then she looks a bit sad and says I'm naughty. I'm not really, I just love my work so much. It's hot today so Mum says we can work in the lake this evening. You may ask what the Evil Hairy One is doing while we work - well, he minces round paddling but refuses to go over his elbows in the water. I think he can't swim or is scared but I don't dare say that to him or he might get me. I get really wet swimming so I think it is only fair to share some of my water with Mum so I shake loads and she gets just as wet as me - hah!
Mum has bought me a new item of clothing - you'll never guess what it is so I'll tell you - it is a pink fleece sports bra! I have a photo to put on here of me wearing it.
She got it because I still haven't grown much hair back under my neck and she didn't want me to wear my necklace for a bit. As a special treat, she also got me a pink heart ID disc to go on it. The Evil Hairy one sniggered so much when he saw it that he nearly fell over but I think it is ace - all the other girls that I play with in the field are really jealous. Speaking of fields, I was playing tag with Mum in the field the other morning and she slid on the wet grass and landed on her back so I jumped on top of her before she could get up and then with Luddy's help, pinned her down for cuddles. She said that 54kg of wet Labrador on your chest makes it quite hard to sit up! I told her to do some more sit ups as clearly she wasn't strong enough but she just laughed and told me not to be cheeky. I wasn't being cheeky, it was a serious helpful suggestion.
I have also made some new friends - you remember those large woolly creatures I met on the South Downs when I was on holiday there which Spoilsport Mum would not let me meet? Well, I finally got to talk to some and we chat every day now when I go on my morning run so here is a picture of me with them.
I did meet another creature who I thought would be friends as it came over to see me but it hissed at me and waved its feathers and Luddy told me to come away or it might KILL me!!! I was going to practise a water retrieve with it but I didn't like the sound of that so I came away which Mum said was probably quite a wise move. Here it is below.
I think that's all for now, let me know if you still enjoy reading my reports and I'll make sure Mum does one for July.
Lots of love,
Anna xxx