It was the teacher's birthday and two classmates, Billy and Johnny, who were always trying to outshine one another had both brought a present in a big box. Billy proudly presented his first, "You know that my mum and dad own a sweet shop Miss? Well I thought you might like this for your birthday!" The teacher opened the box and inside found every chocolate bar imaginable. "Mine's better than that Miss!" piped up Johnny and plonked his box on the desk. The teacher noticed some liquid trickling out of the box and remembering that Johnny's parents owned an Off-License dipped her finger in and tasted it and asked, "Is it red wine?
"No miss!"
"Is it white wine?"
"No miss."
"Surely it's not champagne?"
"No miss - it's a puppy!"
NOT A SUITABLE GIFT
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