Puppys

[Garyt]

Sarah Brown was on her way to the bank when she came across a little boy selling puppies. She stops and asks the boy "What kind of puppies are they?"

The boy replies, "They're New Labour puppies, Ma'am." With this she smiles and walks off.

Later on that day she mentions to Gordon about the boy and his puppies and suggested that it might be nice to have a puppy around the house. The next week Gordon was on his way to Chequers and saw the boy and his puppies. He stops and asks the boy, "What kind of puppies are they?" The boy replies, "They're Conservative puppies, Sir."

"Conservative puppies?" Gordon asked. "Last week you told my wife they were Labour puppies." The boy replied, "I know, Sir. But since then they opened their eyes."

[jackie]

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