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Garyt
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A True Story

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THE LOST CHAPTER OF GENESIS:
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion
and that it would be a woman.
He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you,
she will cook for you,
and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make
and she will not nag you,
and will always be the first to admit she was wrong
when you've had a disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your children.
and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to
take care of them.
"She will NEVER have a headache
and will freely give you love and passion
whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."


Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
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:1968: :1968:
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:1966: :1968:
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YEH-YEH YEH :1951:

I always thought it was like windows The MK1.3 version :? (prototype)

When is the original design due to be released?

Suggestion :- Buy some running spikes for funday :1963: :1956:
HAVE HOPE FOR THE FUTURE
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I really feel sorry for you on funday I shall be wearing a big notice so no-one mistakes me for you. Sandy has been warned running shoes may have to worn.
Geddes. :1941: :1941: :1941:
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geddes wrote:I really feel sorry for you on funday I shall be wearing a big notice so no-one mistakes me for you. Sandy has been warned running shoes may have to worn.
Geddes. :1941: :1941: :1941:

lol you can wear a big sign I'm going disguised as the invisible man ( don't know what Gary's doing). My wife Liz says she's making her own way there
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I am going as a Hoodie in dark glasses.Shin pads and cricket box as Glenys suggested. : :2006:
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I,m going to try and bribe the ladys that know me,if that fails God only knows hope i
don,t end up like this :3517:

Gary
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