Blonde Divorce

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A judge was interviewing a blonde woman regarding her pending divorce
, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of
the property."

"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"

"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."

He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"

"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily
like the music, but the answer to your question is 'yes'."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

"Yes," she responded, "most days he gets up earlier than I do."

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I never wanted a divorce.
It's my husband. He says he can't communicate with me."

[drexl1234]

Hi John, Snap, look at post on 21st May (in jokes and humour) (sorry Trev).
We must be running out of material. ( Need Gary's help) (sorry Trev).