Some things you just can`t Explain

[Garyt]

A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting p*ssed. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So what happened that's so horrible?

Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.

Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So what happened then?

Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.

Man: and then?

Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.

Man: Again?

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So, what did you do then?

Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.

Man: and then?

Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.

Man: Hmmm

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So, what did you do?

Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.

[drexl1234]

AAAhhhggg aww Gary

[jackiem]

[playpen]

Thats Life

A similar incident happened to me which left my mouth hanging open.

My wife Sandra used to stay with me at the weekends before we were married.

She kept a few clothes at my house and I bought her a set of three drawers for her use.

One Sunday morning she came down stairs and said"John, two of my bras are missing,is there something you want to tell me".

I chocked on my breakfast.

Investigation revealed she had overloaded a drawer and the excess was found when I took all three drawers out.

PHEW!

[Diesel Kate]