The Thermos Flask

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The Thermos Flask

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Paddy was standing in the shop looking up at the shelf.

"What is that?" Paddy asked. "It's a thermos flask," the salesman replied. "What does it do?" asked Paddy. "Well, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." said the salesman

After thinking about it for a while, Paddy buys one, deciding it would really help his lunch at work. The next day he arrived at the factory where he works. Sure enough, all the other employees were curious about his new object. "What is it Paddy?" they asked.

"It's a thermos flask," Paddy replied.

"What does it do?" they asked.

"Well," Paddy says in a cocky manner, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

"Amazing, and what have ya got in it?"

"Two cups of tea and a Mars ice-cream"
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